this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
"Remember that time…when you murdered me?”
"…No, that was Armadyl."
"SHUSH you’re ruining my reference."
Someone mod this into Portal 2 pls
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
what? …. I don’t get it….
Wake me up, when September ends ~
…..FUCK HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT!!!!
- ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
- () = I am a non binary person who has a crush on you
- * = just delete your tumblr already
- æ = Post a picture of yourself
- $ = You’re awesome
- # = I love your blog
- @ = You’re beautiful
- + = i hate you.
- % = You’re ugly
- <3 = I want to fuck you
- & = I wish we were close
- ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
- ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
- ! = You inspire me
do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown
like wow it just really amazes me
well i mean
pokemon isnt the best example
How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.